This chow chow puppy looks like a chubby little black bear
me when sneaking into a government laboratory to steal top secret information.
I wonder how many Gigabites, it has.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
friends: how can u still wear black, its summer
"This is all your fault."
"It will be fun."
She smirked. “Prove it, then.”
He touched her and sent a plus of lust threw here.
"A-at least take off the blindfold, assface."
He took the blind fold off her.
"Thank you." She shivered a bit, but didn’t know why.
"What would you like me to do?"
"That’s a weird question."
"I’ve slept with a lot of people, people like weird things when they have sex."
"You don’t consider blindfolds and handcuffs weird?"
"To me it’s not."
"Pfft. That’s a little obvious. It was a rhetorical question, dumbass."
"Are you always this rude?"
"Mayyyyybe I am"
"I can believe you."
"Are you always this easy to annoy?"
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%